The Absurdity Of It All

from Delusions of Grandeur by The Salient Braves

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    The debut album from Barnsley's best-kept indie secret The Salient Braves is now available on 180 gram black vinyl. Copies will be despatched directly from the band rather than Broken Down Records HQ. A digital download is included in the price.

    Postage and packaging costs have been kept as low as possible because we like you and don't want the cost to be prohibitive.

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lyrics

With one hand tied behind my back
I'm fighting a lost cause
and if I wasn't so young
I'd swear it's male menopause
aimless around town been mixing my metaphors
now I'm hatching a devious plot
to annoy the neighbours
That's the absurdity of it all
that's the stumble before the fall
that's the uncertainty in my head
oh I think I was born to be dead
An old man in a greasy spoon says
"Pass me the brown sauce"
and if I wasn't so friendly
he'd swear I'd been in the wars
aggravated burglary been busy violating laws
but now I'm learning my lesson
I attend remedials
Do up your shoe-lace paint your pretty face
you can't sum me up though mathematics is your strong point

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from Delusions of Grandeur, released September 22, 2017

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Broken Down Records. Releases include The Irony Board of Bolton, Echolalia of NW London, Broken Down Lorry of Harrow, The Broken Heed of Watford and The Salient Braves of Barnsley

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